Political Glossary of Liberal Terms
In the spirit of Ambrose Bierce and his brilliant 'Devil's Dictionary', here is our political glossary of Liberal Terms. These are terms which you might hear used either by or about Liberals, and it is very important that you get these words and terms Right (not Left).
A
abolitionist - a Liberal; Liberals desire to abolish everyone's rights
absolutism - a Liberal idea that decrees they are absolutely always correct despite any and all evidence to the contrary
ACLU - the American Civil Liberties Union, a group passionately dedicated to taking away all of the liberties of all Conservatives
ad hominem - a type of irrational attack always used by Liberals to try to cut down anyone who disagrees with them; also, what Liberals habitually accuse those who oppose them of doing even when they don't
affirmative action - Liberal laws institutionalizing the abject hatred of all white males
amendment - an alteration to the Constitution; Liberals seek an Amendment to the Constitution that nullifies and voids the Constitution
anarchist - a teenager in a Liberal household
Antifederalist - a Liberal when he is talking about the Constitution
Anti-Semite - a Liberal when he is talking about Jews or Israel
Articles of Confederation - articles written by Liberals
atheism - one of the Liberal cults
attorney general - a high commanding officer in an army of Liberals
autarky - a Liberal nightmare
autocracy - what every Liberal has wet dreams about being at the apex of
axis-of-evil - Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid
B
bear market - a condition in the stock market that gives Liberals hope
bigotry - Liberalism
bill - a debt that a Conservative seeks to pay for himself, and which a Liberal seeks a Conservative to pay for him
Bill of Rights - a very important American historical document which Liberals in the judiciary constantly mistake for the Bill of Privileges, which is a Liberal Fantasy History document
bi-partisan - when a RINO agrees with a Liberal Democrat
blow-back - negative consequences suffered by Liberal Democrats for the idiocy of their actions, but which they never learn from
Blue Dog Democrats - fantasy creatures out of myth and legend that might have once existed
budget - something that does not exist in the world of a Liberal
bull market - a condition in the stock market that strikes fear into the hearts of all Liberals
bureaucracy - a very large array of gods and goddesses worshipped by Liberals
Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) - a Liberal religious belief which holds that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are supernatural demons who, because of their supernatural powers, are superior to Liberals at the game of total world domination; the existence of Bush and Cheney is said to absolve all Liberals of personal responsibility for their messed-up lives
C
cabinet - a piece of hand-crafted furniture which a Conservative builds and a Liberal steals
campaign finance reform- a Liberal concept which says that only Democrat candidates should receive any funding at all during campaigns, and this funding can be unlimited
capitalism - an utterly brilliant economic system devised to kill off Liberalism; unfortunately, due to interference, it has not yet succeeded
casuistry - something impossible for a Liberal
caucus - what happens every time a Democrat wants to introduce un-Constitutional legislation in the Congress
censorship - when a Liberal forbids a Conservative from speaking, publishing, broadcasting, or otherwise communicating any thoughts or feelings at all
CIA - a good idea trampled by Democrats
circuit court - special courts used to undermine Conservatives' rights and grant Liberals special entitlements
civil Rights - according to Liberals, these people don't exist; see "Projection"
civil war - what Liberals are engaged in against Conservatives
class - dividing society into groups where the members of each group share basically the same economic and political characteristics
Code Pink - Women for Peace - a group of disaffected, always pissed off, and typically homely women which takes as holy scripture the popular teeny bopper t-shirt which reads, "It's a female's world--We just let males live in it"
collateral damage - what gets done to all innocent bystanders every time a Liberal opens his mouth
collectivism - a Liberal religious tenet which holds that Liberals are supposed to gather up, or collect, for themselves everything produced by the hard work of Conservatives
communism - smelly, unwashed, scrawny Liberals living together and sharing their meagre resources
competition - a special kind of DDT used to wipe out Liberals; sometimes it has the magical effect of transforming them into Conservatives
congress - a group of idiots; also, in Liberal doctrine, the group of idiots who conspire to seize and sell off all the assets of American citizens
conscription - see "Fairness Doctrine"
Conservative - a person who spends his own money instead of other people's money; a person who is producer instead of a moocher or thief
conspiracy - two or more Liberals gathered together or communicating back and forth with each other
The Constitution - what Liberals call Ye Olde Booke of Wickedde Black Magick
Constitutional Convention - what Liberals call Ye Olde Coven
Continental Congress - when Democrats in Congress gather together to spend taxpayer money to give themselves a lavish breakfast; Continental Congresses take place on a daily basis
creationism - a Liberal religious tenet which says that Liberal judges have a mandate to legislate subjectively from the bench; also, that Democrats have the right to pass any legislation they want to at any time they want to as long as it furthers the Liberal ideology
cyber terrorism - a Liberal blog; or, the online version of MSNBC
D
Darwinism - a discredited theory of biological evolution which says that Liberals should not exist
Declaration of Independence - a Conservative divorcing a Liberal
decriminalization - when Democrats in the government violate the Constitution and the media ignore it or rationalize it away
deficit - the Liberal term for a balanced budget
democracy - tyranny
democrat - an aspiring demagogue
democratic republic - an oxymoron
depression - what a Conservative feels whenever Liberals are in power
determinism -- analogous to insanity. When Democrat politicians keep doing the same messed-up garbage over and over again, but keep expecting to get better results, we say they are full of determinism.
dialectic - the art or practice of a logical discussion as of the truth of a theory or opinion; something a Liberal always demands when he is being told he's wrong, but which he is utterly incapable of delivering even when he thinks he is right.
dictator --a female Liberal in a Democrat household; one of the 10 World Controllers in the Democrat party's grand scheme of things (see 'Brave New World')
disinformation - absolutely everything concerning politics, economics, or ethics that comes out of a Liberal's mouth.
doublespeak - see "disinformation"
doublethink - a Liberal method of multitasking so as to engender disinformation
downsize - the opposite of Supersize; i.e., the opposite of what the Liberals do with government bureaucracy
E
Ecoterrorist - a Liberal environmentalist (see "Al Gore")
egalitarian - a euphemism for Liberal
embedded reporters - a way of describing the Main Stream Media and their slobbering love affair with Barack Obama; i.e. they are in bed with him
empirical - in the Liberal religion, a word meaning either "mythological" or "non-existent" and also implying evil; I.E., "empirical evidence" is a type of evidence that does not exist and is toxic to even consider
Enlightenment - a Newspeak word referring to the audacity of Liberals' stupidity
environmentalism - a Liberal religious doctrine which is expressed in their holy scriptures which are called "Earth First"
ethnic cleansing - when Liberal Democrats vote to give more welfare and other handouts to black people and illegal immigrants
equality - a Liberal religious concept which states, "all pigs are equal, but some are more equal than others"
evolution - a good idea despised by Liberals
executive branch - the Liberal word for "King" (or "Queen")
F
fascism - Liberalism
federalist - a Liberal tax collector
FCC - Federal Communications Commission; a Liberal agency which attempts to steal Conservatives' free speech rights without letting them know they did it
FDIC - a method of keeping private banks dependent upon the government
Federal Reserve System - a system which is not federal and has no reserves; also, a private corporation which helped the Liberals to create and sustain the Great Depression
feminism - a form of terrorism which seeks to force all males into becoming "girlie men"
food police - Liberal dieticians
free enterprise - in Liberal religious doctrine, a conspiracy against the Liberal way of life
free shit - a Liberal slang term for their entitlements, which includes anything produced or owned by Conservatives
free speech - a Liberal term which means whatever they say is gold and whatever Conservatives say is garbage
G
GDP - a Liberal abbreviation for "god damned producers"
Gestapo - Liberal police
Global Warming - a fraud perpetrated on a massive scale involving faked religious documents which allegedly state that human technology causes the sky to fall in on us and, therefore, all people in civilized nations must give tremendous amounts of money to Lord Al Gore so that he can put the sky back up
Global Warming Movement - also known as The Sky Is Falling movement; a large and very dangerous cult whose purpose is to appease Lord Al Gore by getting him as much of other people's money as possible; in addition, they seek to strictly limit the use of any technology developed after the year 1750 so that only Liberals have access to it
globalization - Liberal word meaning "Brave New World"
God - in Liberal religious doctrine, the government
grand jury - a group of Liberals conspiring together to make sure nobody ever gets convicted of any crime unless they are white, male, Conservative, and an American citizen
gravitas - a word referring to Barack Obama's insufferable arrogance and smug ignorance
H, I
hard money - money that a Liberal actually had to work to earn, as opposed to stealing from a Conservative
homicide bombers - deranged murderers who blow themselves up in order to kill other people; in Liberal religious doctrine, the supernatural demons Bush and Cheney created every homicide bomber
Homophobia - a Liberal word used to describe the feelings of anyone who is not gay, lesbian, or bisexual; also used by them to denote opposition to gay marriage
Illuminati - a type of being which no Liberal is, but which every Liberal believes he is
impeachment - a type of trial always called for by the Main Stream Media against Republicans no matter what they do right, and never called for against Democrats no matter what they do wrong
independent - something which no Liberal is and which all Liberals are clueless about how to be
Intelligent Design - a Conservative phrase used to describe the polar opposite of any and all Liberal legislation
isolationism - a perversely clever method used by Liberals in the media and politics to create an "us against them" feeling between different American citizens
inflation - what happens to Barack Obama's ego every time he gives another press conference or public appearance
IRS - Infernal Revenue Service; a diabolical, sinister group of people who attempt to ensure that Conservatives' money gets stolen from them and given to non-producing Liberals; members of the IRS suffer from Robin Hood Delusion Syndrome
J
judicial branch - a Liberal term meaning a group of who suffer from delusions of grandeur and who endlessly seek to undo the work of the executive and legislative branches
junk science - lies, damned lies, statistics, and fear mongering used by Liberals in attempts to hypnotize people and make them do Liberals' bidding; junk science is a frighteningly effective tool against much of the population
justice - a Liberal word describing any situation in which they get what they want at a Conservative's expense
K, L
Kyoto Protocol - a jihad against progress and technology called for by the Sky Is Falling Movement; it was rejected by the United States, and subsequently the evil supernatural demons Bush and Cheney were accused by Lord Al Gore's high church, the UN, of being deadbeats
labor union - Liberal Newspeak for a mafia organization
Laffer curve - a curve illustrating the relationship between tax rates and tax revenues; it causes intelligent people who look at it to laugh hysterically at the stupid tax and spend schemes of Liberals
laissez-faire - a Liberal theory which states that Conservatives should produce food and Liberals should eat it
legislative branch - a group of Liberal conspirators who attempt to seize and sell off all of the assets of Conservatives
Liberal - see "brain damage" or "mental disease"
Libertarian - (classic libertarian) - a person who would be a Republican but for the fact that he can't stand RINOs
libertarian - (anarchist libertarian) - a Libertarian with a mental disorder; it's believed that this mental disorder is brought on by the stress of being surrounded by Liberals and RINOs
Lobbyists - people who attempt to protect a certain group or industry from the stupidity and malice of government; can become nefarious, however, and attempt to persuade the government to interfere with the fair competitive abilities of competitor groups or industries
Log Cabin Republicans - a gay or lesbian Conservative; these people hide in log cabins to escape the Liberal lynch mobs
M
marginal tax rate - when Liberals demand that "the rich" be taxed at 75%, they describe this is as "only marginal"
Marxism - a Leftist Liberal religious dogma which states, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs"; this translates into "Conservatives work and produce, Liberals take and consume."
Masculism - this concept teaches that sexual equality laws serve primarily women and have created significant unconstitutional discrimination against men. That these laws are "anti-male" discrimination laws have been used to justify the vilification of men and the curtailing of men's rights. This concept is anathema to Liberals
Medicaid - a usually unrecognized piece of the government-controlled medical system that Liberals salivate at the thought of
militant - a peace-loving Liberal
military - a noble, life-risking group of national defenders whom the Liberals that they defend despise
minimum wage - a tax imposed on business owners that politicians get to claim is no tax at all
monarchy - Barack Obama's fantasy of absolute power
monopoly - Democrats' fantasy of absolute power
Moonbat - popularly used to describe alarmists, fanatical anti-war activists, environmental extremists, and other leftwing radicals and politicians. It is perceived that they have sacrificed sanity for uniformity .. like mad dogs barking at the moon. These prophets were originally led by Gov. Jerry Brown, CA (Gov Moonbeam) and more recently by Cindy Sheehan (Mother Moonbat).
morality - in Liberal Newspeak, this translates into "anything goes"
MSM- Mainstream media. The media messiahs who play upon people's fears in order to promote Liberalism
N
national socialism - the principles and practices of the fascist Democratic Socialist party in the United States since the 1960s. Grounded in fear-mongering, pandering to Liberal envy, opposition towards Republicanism, and the belief in the physical, moral, and cultural superiority of bureaucrats, it idealizes the state
Nazi - a Leftist Liberal feminist; also, a member of ACORN
Neo-conservative (Neocon) - a mythical, divisive label that Liberals apply to anyone who judges others using a "values" based morality, which includes the concepts of accountability and personal responsibility
New World Order - the desired end result of a plot by the United Nations with the help of Liberals to destroy the United States and set up One World Government
NOW - National Organization for Women. An American organization which promotes Leftist and lesbian causes as long as they somehow harm males and Conservative heterosexual females
O
oligopoly - a situation enjoyed and exploited by the Liberals in the MSM
omnicide - Murder whose purpose is to destroy a species of humankind, utilizing weapons that are too terrible to be used, and whose use may result in the death of those using them as well as those they wish to kill. The rhetoric and posturing of Liberal Democrats is an example of such weapons; their murder target is Conservatives
One World Order - see "New World Order" above
outlays - monetary expenditures. In Liberal religion, this is always money given to them or to their causes by Conservatives.
P
Parliament - a group of idiots with British accents
partisan - Liberal legislation
perjury - lying under oath; Liberals begin committing perjury the very second they swear an oath to tell the truth in the first place
philosophy - for Conservatives, a set of principles which are timeless and unageing; for Liberals, a collection of sales pitches, sound bites, and commercials created by Liberal Democrats and subject to change at any moment depending on expedient needs
PETA - a group of insane Liberals who believe human beings are a lower form of life than non-human animals; many find it telling that their acronym-name is cognate with "PITA"
piracy - Liberals petitioning the government for more or larger entitlement programs
pluralism - the Liberal word for being a slut, whether physically or mentally
plurality - a Liberal orgy of indiscriminate, superficial sex
plutocracy - George Soros, Al Gore, and their minions
polarization - the central aspect of the Liberals' program against Conservatives, so that an "us vs. them" mentality can be created in the American masses
politically correct - a speech code designed to limit free speech so that it becomes impossible to express any personal values or tell the whole truth; thus, it is beloved of Liberals
politically incorrect - use of words deemed insensitive by the politically correct Liberals; this includes any and all words or phrases that could even possibly be used to criticize Liberals
populist - a fake political stance used to gain power by politicians. It involves the lie that a politician who uses this tactic identifies with being "just a regular guy (or gal)".
privatize - the exact inverse of what Liberals want government to do to business
Progressive liberals - regressive sheeples
propaganda - everything said by Liberal politicians; it is laughed or sneered at by Conservatives and memorized as holy scripture by Liberals
property rights - a Liberal religious doctrine which states that a LIberal has the right to confiscate a Conservative's property
Q
quota - a system used by Liberals to keep blacks enslaved and to attempt to destroy the power of white male Conservatives through manipulating blacks and women into relationships of counterfeit nurturance with the government
R
racism - Liberal hatred of white people; white Liberals are sado-masochistic racists
recession - hard economic times brought about by Liberal government interference in the free market; although recessions are a natural part of the economic cycle, they are always made much deeper and longer-lasting by the government
republic - what the United States was originally conceived of as being, but which has since been steadily eroded by democracy
republican - In the Liberal religion, an evil and deceptive demon who, if he is permitted to speak, would have the audacitity to tell Liberals to be personally responsible, to stop being so easily angered, and to work harder or smarter if they want more money instead of asking the government to steal it from Conservatives. Liberals live with the terrifying belief that if they even hear the republicans say these terrible things, they will be magically induced to believe them and wind up committing suicide, and thus republicans must be silenced through the implementation of PC talk, the (Un)Fairness Doctrine, and other ways of destroying their rights to free speech.
revenue enhancement - Liberal Newspeak for "raising taxes"
revisionism - Originally, it was a reference to the reexamination of the accepted "facts" and interpretations of history, with by a genuine desire to educate and correct history. However, it has become perverted into the teaching of fake history and ineffective religious dogmas so as to give more power to Liberals.
S
Science - a rational way of gaining knowledge that is intended to have nothing to do with the emotions, or the likes or dislikes, of those who adhere to it. Due to the fact that it has nothing to do with their subjective opinions or feelings, Liberals do not accept science as part of their worldview. However, it is a central tenet of Liberal religion to talk about "scientific" ideas all the time in order to deceive the masses through the use of conversational hypnosis, which they have been hypnotized into using by their high priests.
Scientific Method - a method of gaining knowledge about the objective world which advocates of man-made global warming or "climate change" never follow, since it would take away their power
sexism - Liberal prejudice against heterosexuals and hatred of marital fidelity
sexual harassment - When a Liberal female entices a male to have sex with her; very often, this is followed up by the woman with rape charges
soft money - an underhanded way of lobbying preferred by Liberal Democrats and RINOs
social democrat - a Liberal who advocates advancing the religion of Socialism gradually (stealthily) so as to attempt to not upset or call attention to it by people who would otherwise thwart it
socialism - The supreme religion of the Liberals. Currently, most Democrats are Socialists.
social security - a method of taxation by which the government placates the masses by promising them that they are entitled to a certain pittance that they did not earn when they reach a certain age
Socratic method - a teacher, by questioning his student, brings the student to recognize some conclusion without telling the student that the conclusion is true. This is absolutely useless on Liberals because they cannot be questioned.
Spin - a word indicating deliberate deception about facts in the media by manipulating people's emotions or twisting perceptions. An example of spin is when a Liberal says, "We are entitled to our own opinions", which actually means "Liberals are entitled to our own facts."
suborn - the favorite method of punishing crime victims used by Liberal defense attorneys
subsidy - an act by which the government induces a private enterprise or individual to worship it
suicide bomber - a Terrorist that kills himself in the act of murdering others; in the Liberal religion, a poor victim of circumstance, usually somebody who was victimized by the United States or Israel
syndicalism - A well-intentioned bleeding heart socialist delusion which says that, since the government is oppressive, it should be replaced (in all economic activities) with "production groups" connected by a centralized agent which determines economic needs and organizes production. It is believed that working within such groups would unite workers and that this kind of unity would overcome diverging political and religious beliefs. Syndicalists fail to understand that centralized planning is the the disease, not the cure.
T
talking head - a talker on television who talks directly into the cameras and whose upper body is all that is shown on the screen. Talking heads in the MSM are Socialist puppets.
terrorism - violence that is verbally (for now) inflicted upon Conservatives by Liberals; this is why Liberals are sympathetic with physically violent terrorists
think tank - Liberal Newspeak for a Socialist cabal
thought police - Liberals who use their political bias as a standard to determine what should be and what should not be okay for others to write or say or, if possible, think
Tory - a Brit or a Canuck that Liberals despise
transsexual - a Liberal hero
tree-hugger - a PITA who believes that flora are a superior life form to human beings
Troll - a Liberal who surfs the Internet in order to find Conservative articles and websites where he can post false, outrageous, inflamatory political statements or insults in order to provoke a desired response such as causing a Conservative to spill his coffee all over his computer and thus ruin it
tyranny - democracy
U
United Nations - an international organization, headquartered in New York City, which uses, abuses, and attempts to destroy the United States so that a 'Brave New World' government can be set up
unilateralism - the concept that the United States should tell the United Nations to go screw itself
urban legend - Barack Obama's intelligence level
utilitarianism - Liberal Democrat politicians and RINOs using and manipulating other people to increase their own power
V
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - a term coined by Hillary Rodham-Clinton as a way of using fear-mongering in order to prevent more people from seeing the horrible truth about Leftist Liberals
Vegan - physically malnourished loonies who believe that Native Americans are not sympathetic enough toward animals
voucher - a government coupon given to parents that can only be used to send their children to the public or private school of the parents' choice. Liberals oppose these because it would undermine their brain washing activities.
W
Weapons of mass destruction - Liberals in the media; can also refer to educated idiots who write Liberal blogs
welfare - money that Liberals believe should be stolen by the government from people who are so productive that they are well-off or rich, and given to people who are stupid, lazy, or emotionally weak and don't produce a damned thing or who make such irresponsible choices that even if they do work, they still can't feed their illegitimate children
X, Y, Z
Zionism - a derogatory word used by Liberals to criticize Israel for defending itself against Palestinian terrorists
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